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Bard
09-23-2005, 02:47 PM
:thankyou

Most users ever online was 45, 09-19-2005 at 12:58 PM.

If EVERYBODY shows up at 5'clock pacific time, maybe we can punch that 45 total up to 80 or so! :rahrah

It would also be a good time for EVERYBODY who has not registered yet at the NEW Bards, to get it in gear! :clap

Bard
09-23-2005, 02:53 PM
C'mon boys and girls!

You can do it!

http://members.aol.com/josiesfreee/cheerleader

StandinOnAChair
09-23-2005, 03:12 PM
ARGHHH I'd love to join your most online adventure but I'll be listening to
Jeremy Denk (winner of the concerto competition at Juilliard in 1995- plus many other competitions) play Overture to Egmont, Op. 84 - Ludwig van Beethoven.

I could just stay signed on. :rofl

Bard
09-23-2005, 03:33 PM
Standin

I could just stay signed on.

Yes, do that.

:thankyou

All others who have prior commitments, can follow suit in your brilliant example & plan. :clap

Bard
09-23-2005, 04:25 PM
WTF!

This thread has not even recieved enough hits to do the trick.

:sad

basca
09-23-2005, 04:32 PM
:shrug I'm busy...I need to find clipart for a guy in NZ. I will stay logged on if that will make you numbers look better. :file






hit whore

Bard
09-23-2005, 04:36 PM
Naw, that's OK, thanks anyway, it looks to be a lost cause.
By the way, I'm no hit whore, I just like attention








:stonekick

basca
09-23-2005, 04:38 PM
You like attention? I never knew that. :thud


Start a stump the Bard thread and I will hang Kiwi out in the wind for a while. :D

basca
09-23-2005, 04:53 PM
I won't start a thread for this, but I just learned something. My stupid little yip-yip dog does not like You Really Got Me he went completely nuts while I played it. I knew he did not like Piano Man, he howls through the whole song, lots of fun to watch. :happy

Bard
09-23-2005, 05:44 PM
Fascinating basca. :ohwell

Maybe we will reschedual the record breaking event for 8 o'clock pacific time tonight.

:cool

Poodles
09-23-2005, 08:03 PM
:winky Hi ya Bard-if i can work out time difference-well iam here- :happy

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:07 PM
Poodle,

Hope you brought an army of fifty with you :rahrah

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:08 PM
Maybe everybody is just a FEW minutes late? :ohwell

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:09 PM
:lolup

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:12 PM
31 more and we got it! :rofl

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:14 PM
Alas,

My spirit is utterly shattered.

:stonekick

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:20 PM
Currently Active Users: 17 (9 members and 8 guests)

Were on our way! :rahrah







:rofl

Bard
09-23-2005, 08:23 PM
Its OK Poodle, I appreciate you being here, yet, I think we failed.

Please feel free to carry on, KNOWING you displayed your Bardonian

loyalty to the highest degree. :rahrah

What time is it in NZ?

rossshow
09-23-2005, 09:43 PM
Most users ever online was 97, 08-03-2005 at 07:45 AM.

You have a long long way to go, Friend.

Oh? I'm a backstabber, am I? Yes. My offers of help and advice were requested, then ignored.

Good luck. How's your membership drive coming? I'm over 300.

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:49 PM
You nEVER helped me when I asked about vbulletin the first time asshole, when they, shut my exboard down, you NEVER even called back to give us the info we needed to get started dick!

Then you BRAGGED about helping us, what a blowhard.

Lying fuck!

Remember that carny-barker!

You never helped us for shit!

Backstabber, might be too strong, but Im sure it has fit a hundred times over the years ey circus?

300 sock fucking puppets.

Fucking apologise!

And retract saying the Bard is not welcome on your board.

Not that I post there anyway.

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:51 PM
Obviously we NEVER needed your help anyway did we? :thumbsup

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:52 PM
Yeah, kitty cannon is about your speed too!

lake brat
09-23-2005, 09:53 PM
Give 'em H Bard!

lake brat

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:53 PM
The Bards will pass your membership in six months!

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:56 PM
Woos is STILL playing the fucking Kitty Cannon game, what a fucking dork!

Is it taking you THAT long to give it a go, or fucking what?

rossshow
09-23-2005, 09:56 PM
The Bards will pass your membership in six months!

Yawn.

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:57 PM
300, bfd!

After 5 years!

What does that tell you?

Bard
09-23-2005, 09:59 PM
Better hurry back to your new OLD dog & pony show :laugh

When will you ever learn? :rofl

rossshow
09-23-2005, 09:59 PM
Fucking apologise!

For what?

And retract saying the Bard is not welcome on your board.

Never said it, so I don't have to retract it.

All are welcome, Friend or Foe, a TRUE OPEN BOARD!


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Bard
09-23-2005, 10:03 PM
Lying fuck!


"Kings Noyse is a welcome guest in my kingdom, and Bard he is not."


Maybe I read it wrong

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:05 PM
I love your link pal :thumbsup


I have enjoyed it everytime you have put it in :laugh

You are as dense as a bag of hammers man. :rofl

Do you kNOW how silly that link makes you look? :ohwell

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:07 PM
"Kings Noyse is a welcome guest in my kingdom, and Bard he is not."

Some one thought Noyse was YOU, dude. I told them he is not YOU.

Bard, you as well as all, are welcome.

You read it totally wrong.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:07 PM
Please put the link up some more OK?? :lolup

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:08 PM
Link? I see no link. Just a sig file. Sig files are allowed on this board, yes? Are they allowed?

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Bard
09-23-2005, 10:09 PM
Some one thought Noyse was YOU, dude. I told them he is not YOU.

Bard, you as well as all, are welcome.

You read it totally wrong.


Yes, well, perhaps I did, in that case, you need not apolgise then.

You should however apologise for not calling us back, then bragging you helped us, (which was a lie) in order to advance your status.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:13 PM
Link? I see no link. Just a sig file. Sig files are allowed on this board, yes? Are they allowed?

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You are welcome.

Say ty Bard for pointing out to me that my SPAMMING link to my toilet board was NOT working.


Question, by the way, is powerhouse in love with you?

He sure is kissing your ass these days, he's acting really pathetic man, its sad.


Whats funny though, is when he tries to act all bad, and says, "game on"


:laugh

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:13 PM
You had my number.

I called you, twice, no three times.

Last I heard you told me you were going with that other board.

You were not going with vbulletin, so you told me on the 3rd phone call. So, my help was refused, and never asked for again.

You never communicated after that, and I am reachable, you have my number, as well. I would accept calls from you.

No. You ignored all offers of help.

Even now, if you have any questions about how to activate the invisible mode, or your member's list, all these features you have TURNED OFF, call me.

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:15 PM
sig file not working

Thank you for pointing out that my sig file was mistyped.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:15 PM
You NEVER gave me your number you lying freak!

And you called once!

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:18 PM
I called 3 times to your 800 number. Every call into an 800 number is LOGGED. YOU HAVE MY NUMBER.

Plus, you sent your phone number (before I called it 3 times) via a PM. You suddenly forgot how to send a PM asking for help?

No. You didn't forget. You just didn't want my help for some reason. Whatever. Just man up and admit it.

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:23 PM
What is happening at TRS? Currently Active Users: 30 (19 members and 11 guests)

What is happening here?

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:24 PM
None in their right mind would accept a favor from you Ross, you would eventually take credit for every measure and modicum of success they ever had, from that day forward.

We will surpass your feeble membership on our own, proving you are antiquated in the dog and pony side show you run.

In six months or less.

Will you come on this board and admit defeat when it happens?

Cus you KNOW its coming? Don't ya Ross?

Big and strong like a tornado!

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:27 PM
See? Finally growing a pair.

I offered to help, I made phone calls, and was told you by you that were using a DIFFERENT product.

As soon as you opened THIS board, I again offered to assist you in learning the control panel.

Those offers were ignored. Fine by me, dude. Perfect, in fact. I'm glad I didn't have to waste the time.

But, I felt obligated to offer, because I honor our friendship. Far more than you do, asshole.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:28 PM
Dude, you wont grab much membership from us pal, our posters are uptown baby!

High-brow and upscale, they have ALL seen your tired dog & pony show a hundred times!

Featuring bla bla bla,

We are into substance here Ross

We are a classy nightclub man :rahrah

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:29 PM
Ross, you cannot spell honor or friendship, or you would REMEMBER the scores of members I have lost while treating you right.

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:32 PM
Yawn.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:33 PM
You have NEVER helped ANY except my enemy boards! :cool

You have aLWAYS supported bash-bard boards,

You have awaited the day you dreamed of, that the Bards would die!

But ALL that died were the boards that opposed us!

Think on that!

Honoring friendship....yeah, right.

Those boards were crushed & smashed to smitherines.

Each and all!

And any in the future that dare the same!

Viva the Bards! :rahrah

rossshow
09-23-2005, 10:34 PM
Yawn. Again.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:36 PM
Be nice, and perhaps the Bard will spare your simple site. :cool

Only, because I deem you mildly amusing at times.

Fuck with me, and meet your fate of has-been forevermore. :thud

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:37 PM
Your fear of me, has aLWAYS been apparent to all Ross, make NO mistake about it Lad.

Bard
09-23-2005, 10:39 PM
The board does have great features however. I will admit that.