View Full Version : bush is the Greatest!

09-25-2005, 01:08 PM
Diplomat ever!

Just look how he has single-handedly brought peace about in the world today.

The world adores the U.S. like never before in history!

All because of bushes exceptional diplomatic skills.

I say history shall record it as as such as well

bush rocks!

I cannot even begin to understand why some, would be so vile, as too even suggest he is the Anti-Christ :mad:

Just shows how non discerning Americans are I guess.

bushes approval ratings are below 40 percent, proving ALL think he is swell. :clap

09-25-2005, 01:12 PM
Most ALL Americans and world citizens are just goo-goo eyed over bush


09-25-2005, 01:14 PM

bush is utterly charismatic.

09-25-2005, 01:14 PM

Now your just a doing that to antagonize Trouble!

tsk tsk tsk

09-25-2005, 01:18 PM

Now your just a doing that to antagonize Trouble!

tsk tsk tsk


09-25-2005, 01:19 PM


09-25-2005, 01:19 PM

09-25-2005, 01:20 PM
Christians believe in the prophets - peace be upon them. Bush believes in the profits and how to get a piece of them.
- a guest on Real Time with Bill Maher :mad:

09-25-2005, 01:22 PM
bush is faithfull to his friends.


09-25-2005, 01:26 PM
bush KNOWS how to use diplomacy.


09-25-2005, 01:30 PM
bush is slow to anger, and thinks first before antagonizing, and insulting other countries, he always gives diplomacy a chance to shine.


09-25-2005, 01:35 PM
bush believes in aiding other countries less fortunate than us.
And making memorable contributions


09-25-2005, 01:38 PM
bush remains focused on priorities


09-25-2005, 01:39 PM
bush is a thinker he is.


09-25-2005, 02:19 PM
bush is the Greatest!

The greatest what? The first thing that came to mind for me was "dumbass."


09-25-2005, 02:24 PM
he has an reel good vocabulary too! :stonekick

News from NOLA -
Orleans Parish, Louisiana

3:40 P.M. CDT

THE PRESIDENT: I want to thank the folks here at the Folgers plant for inviting us to come to say hello. The reason I've come with the Mayor and Admiral Allen is because I want the people to know that there's progress being made in this part of the world. We've got some people working here because of the ingenuity of the plant managers. Behind me you see temporary housing -- this company has provided housing for the folks who work here.


THE PRESIDENT: And FEMA helped with that. And what you're beginning to see is a revitalized economy. Progress is being made toward meeting the Mayor's vision of a -- and my vision, and everybody's vision involved with this -- of a vibrant New Orleans and surrounding parishes.

The other thing, I've just come from a briefing about Hurricane Rita -- or Storm Rita, now a category two hurricane -- and we were watching very closely, of course, its track. All up and down this coastline people are now preparing for what is anticipated to be yet another significant storm. Admiral Allen is going to stay in charge of the Louisiana/Mississippi area. We've got another admiral who is now being stationed in Texas, to coordinate the relief -- the relief -- response. We've got military assets that are being taken out of the New Orleans area, out of harm's way, and will come back in behind the storm, to follow up where it's needed.

I've been in touch with the Governor of Texas. I've been briefed on the planning for what we pray is not a devastating storm -- but there's one coming. And I appreciate the Mayor recognizing that, and he made a wise decision to say to people, be cautious about returning here, because a rain of any amount could cause these levees to break again.

But progress is being made. As I said in Mississippi, I was pleased to see the progress being made on the ground. There's still a lot of work, but they're making progress. And they're making progress here in New Orleans, too. Again, we've got a lot of work to do, but people are determined to get the job done.

Anyway, I want to thank you for having me. Thanks for having me back. Thank you all.

END 3:44 P.M. CDT

09-25-2005, 02:27 PM

09-25-2005, 02:33 PM
"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." : Texas Governor George W. Bush, April 9, 1999, on the US intervention in Kosovo

Has reel good memmory - http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/jdansam/smirkincowboy.jpg

And luvs his subjects http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/jdansam/GIFs/bush_flipping_finger_animated.gif

09-25-2005, 02:37 PM

09-25-2005, 02:40 PM
He understands importance of a reel good inner-nashnull policy and our role in the whole-wide world.

GEORGE W. BUSH: If we're an arrogant nation, they'll resent us; if we're a humble nation, but strong, they'll welcome us. And our nation stands alone right now in the world in terms of power, and that's why we've got to be humble, and yet project strength in a way that promotes freedom. October 12 , 2000

I'm not so sure the role of the United States is to go around the world and say this is the way it's got to be. We can help. And maybe it's just our difference in government, the way we view government. I mean I want to empower people. I want to help people help themselves, not have government tell people what to do. I just don't think it's the role of the United States to walk into a country and say, we do it this way, so should you. GEORGE W. BUSH: October 12 , 2000

09-25-2005, 02:47 PM
I just don't think it's the role of the United States to walk into a country and say, we do it this way, so should you. GEORGE W. BUSH: October 12 , 2000

things that make you go hmmm.......

09-25-2005, 03:20 PM
bush ALWAYS has bright & innovative ideas


09-25-2005, 03:23 PM


09-25-2005, 03:26 PM
Ummm..well it could have been worse....


need I say more???


09-25-2005, 03:29 PM
bush has done a lot to intercede in the slaughter of a 100,000 thousand in Darfur, and to aid them with medical supplies and food.


09-25-2005, 03:36 PM
bush's dissinterest in the planet was clearly seen in his refusal to embrace the G7 summit, or comply or contribute, in any way, shape or form.

Drilling Alaska illustrates the same interest in our planet.


09-25-2005, 03:42 PM

09-25-2005, 04:31 PM
Now Bard! will I have to send you to your room? :poke here i rave about you and you do this. :laugh :thud



Kitty is really trying to think of a way to answer you! :lolup :laugh :rofl

09-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Now Bard! will I have to send you to your room? :poke here i rave about you and you do this. :laugh :thud


Kitty is really trying to think of a way to answer you! :lolup :laugh :rofl
this is the kitty who runs down the steps and bops the jack russel terrier on the nose when he barks far too much, we call her bouncer. so please be careful. :laugh

09-25-2005, 04:40 PM
Gotta love him!



09-25-2005, 04:51 PM
OMG!! That link is great!!


09-25-2005, 05:37 PM
The lovely lyrics to that song:


09-26-2005, 08:24 AM
And Bush is President, elected TWICE. It's patently obvious to the most casual observer, that what YOU think doesn't meant a whole lot, now does it?

Keep swinging, the ball will hit your bat sooner or later.


09-26-2005, 10:02 AM
Bard, not everyone is as insightful as you. Let's start a Bush Fan Club! It'll be hard, hard, really hard work, but if we stay the course, our mission will be accomplished.

09-26-2005, 10:21 AM
Bard, not everyone is as insightful as you. Let's start a Bush Fan Club! It'll be hard, hard, really hard work, but if we stay the course, our mission will be accomplished.


Anything to keep Cloud OFF my ass, I'm up for!

Bard LOVES bush, Bard LOVES bush! Bard LOVES bush!


09-26-2005, 10:45 AM
Please, let's not forget Momma Bush. It was, after all, Momma who sagely noted that Katrina actually worked out rather well for the under privilaged. It's obvious that they never had it so good as they did in the Superdome.
By the way, our leader mentioned yesterday that povery was confined to the South. Folks all over the North should count their many blessings and realize how wrong they have been.
Sleep well tonight, Bard, all is well.

09-26-2005, 11:25 AM

(nevermind....I really can't think of anything fair to say about that idiot)

09-26-2005, 01:52 PM
Please, let's not forget Momma Bush. It was, after all, Momma who sagely noted that Katrina actually worked out rather well for the under privilaged. It's obvious that they never had it so good as they did in the Superdome.

Amen! Here are some other brilliant quotes:

25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina And Its Aftermath

1) "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." –President Bush, on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina (Source: http://mediamatters.org/items/200509020001 )

2) "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." –Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005 (Source: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001054719 )

3) "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do ...The good news is — and it's hard for some to see it now — that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house — he's lost his entire house — there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) —President Bush, touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 (Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/president-bush-hits-the-s_b_6670.html )

4) "Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans, virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively well." –FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.fema.brown/ )

5) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." –President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005 (Source: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/columns/pressingissues_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=10010545 81 )

6) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" –House Majority Leader Tom Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005 (Source: http://blogs.chron.com/domeblog/archives/2005/09/delay_to_evacue.html )

7) "Well, I think if you look at what actually happened, I remember on Tuesday morning picking up newspapers and I saw headlines, 'New Orleans Dodged the Bullet.' Because if you recall, the storm moved to the east and then continued on and appeared to pass with considerable damage but nothing worse." –Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, blaming media coverage (http://www.wonkette.com/politics/michael-chertoff/index.php#chertoffs-reading-habits-123841) for the government's failings, "Meet the Press," Sept. 4, 2005 (Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9179790/ )

8) "What didn't go right?'" –President Bush, as quoted by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), after she urged him to fire FEMA Director Michael Brown "because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right" in the Hurricane Katrina relief effort (Source: http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-09-07-congress-bush-katrina_x.htm )

9) "I mean, you have people who don't heed those warnings and then put people at risk as a result of not heeding those warnings. There may be a need to look at tougher penalties on those who decide to ride it out and understand that there are consequences to not leaving." –Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), Sept. 6, 2005 (Source: http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/breaking_news/12574597.htm )

10) "You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals...many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black, and this is going to raise lots of questions for people who are watching this story unfold." –CNN's Wolf Blitzer, on New Orleans' hurricane evacuees, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source: http://www.wonkette.com/#someones-been-reading-jack-shafer-123532 )

11) "We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did." –Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA) to lobbyists, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal (Source: http://blog.dccc.org/mt/archives/003475.html )

12) "If one person criticizes [the local authorities’ relief efforts] or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me. One more word about it after this show airs, and I…I might likely have to punch him, literally." –Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), "This Week with George Stephanopoulous," Sept. 4, 2005 ((Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/09/04/national/w231245D16.DTL )

13) "There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." –Vice President Dick Cheney, Sept. 10, 2005 (Source: http://today.reuters.com/news/NewsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2005-09-10T183949Z_01_MCC956417_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-KATRINA-WRAP-DC.XML )

14) "I believe the town where I used to come – from Houston, Texas, to enjoy myself, occasionally too much – will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to." –President Bush, on the tarmac at the New Orleans airport, Sept. 2, 2005 (Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/02/national/nationalspecial/02BUSH-NOTEXT.html?ex=1127793600&en=8399af135dd73de6&ei=5070 )

15) "I have not heard a report of thousands of people in the convention center who don't have food and water." –Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, on NPR's "All Things Considered," Sept. 1, 2005 (Source: http://thinkprogress.org/2005/09/01/chertoff-reality/ )

16) "Last night, we showed you the full force of a superpower government going to the rescue." –MSNBC's Chris Matthews, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source: http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh090205.shtml )

17) "We just learned of the convention center – we being the federal government – today." –FEMA Director Michael Brown, to ABC's Ted Koppel, Sept. 1, 2005, to which Koppel responded: "Don't you guys watch television? Don't you guys listen to the radio? Our reporters have been reporting on it for more than just today." (Source: http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/09/ted-koppel-rips-rips-rips-michael.html )

18) "Mayor Nagin and most mayors in this country have a hard time getting their people to work on a sunny day, let alone getting them out of the city in front of a hurricane." –Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), on why New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin failed to follow the city's evacuation plan and press the buses into service, "Fox News Sunday," Sept. 11, 2005 (Source: http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/9/11/222939.shtml )

19) "Louisiana is a city that is largely under water." –Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, news conference, Sept. 3, 2005 (Source: http://atrios.blogspot.com/2005_09_04_atrios_archive.html#112597122217543452 )

20) "I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school." –First Lady Laura Bush, twice referring to a "Hurricane Corina" while speaking to children and parents in South Haven, Mississippi, Sept. 8, 2005 (Source: http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/08/31/bush.katrina.ap/ )

21) "It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." –President Bush, turning to his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One, Aug. 31, 2005 (Source: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0509/05/lkl.01.html )

22) "But I really didn't hear that at all today. People came up to me all day long and said 'God bless your son,' people of different races and it was very, very moving and touching, and they felt like when he flew over that it made all the difference in their lives, so I just don't hear that." –Former First Lady Barbara Bush to CNN's Larry King, after King asked her how she felt when people said that her son "doesn't care" about race, Sept. 5, 2005 (Source: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/07.html#a4845 )

23) "FEMA is not going to hesitate at all in this storm. We are not going to sit back and make this a bureaucratic process. We are going to move fast, we are going to move quick, and we are going to do whatever it takes to help disaster victims." -FEMA Director Michael Brown, Aug. 28, 2005 (Source: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/07.html#a4845 )

24) "I understand there are 10,000 people dead. It's terrible. It's tragic. But in a democracy of 300 million people, over years and years and years, these things happen." --GOP strategist Jack Burkman, on MSNBC's "Connected," Sept. 7, 2005 (Source: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/06.html#a4820 )

25) "A young [black] man walks through chest deep floodwater after looting a grocery store in New Orleans..."
"Two [white] residents wade through chest-deep water after finding bread and soda from a local grocery store after Hurricane Katrina came through the area in New Orleans..." –captions at Yahoo News, Aug. 30, 2005 ( Source: http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2005/8/30/20833/9811/346#346 note: yahoo removed the “finding” photo after several comments on television)


09-26-2005, 02:10 PM
Here's a good one. Sounds like something he would say, too. :laugh

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

09-26-2005, 02:12 PM
"How many is a brazillion?"


09-26-2005, 03:50 PM
I'm here to please, Jannilu. :thumbsup

09-26-2005, 05:20 PM
How many members of the Bush administration does
it take to change a light bulb?


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who
says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they
are either for changing the light bulb or for
eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract
to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed
as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the
banner 'Bulb Accomplished';

7. One administration insider to resign and in
detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the
dark' the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies
on how George Bush has had a strong
light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about
the difference between screwing a light bulb and
screwing the country

Lyn Is Snide
09-26-2005, 05:22 PM
I love J.Lu! I love J.Lu! :thumbsup

09-26-2005, 05:38 PM
Thanks, Lyn! :p

Girls just wanna have fun!

09-26-2005, 10:49 PM
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about
the difference between screwing a light bulb and
screwing the country

just thought that one deserved to be repeated.

09-27-2005, 06:09 PM
The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.

09-27-2005, 06:20 PM
:laugh :rofl