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Bard
09-25-2005, 05:58 PM
Know That!
&

Know it Deep!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/BohenGallery/bardgladiator.jpg

Bard
09-25-2005, 06:01 PM
And most ALL know it baby!

:cool

Bard
09-25-2005, 06:05 PM
They used to come from miles around, from all parts of the world, to try their luck with the Bard in the arena.

Many a brave, many a foolish, but all crawled away in untold defeat.

The citizens of Bardonia grew weary of the slaughter and bloodshed.


:cool

Bard
09-25-2005, 06:09 PM
Few dare even try anymore, since the reputation and fame of the Bard has blazed a trail across the globe.

Even the young, reckless, and foolish gunslingers, have lost their appetite for being shamed
:cool

Bard
09-25-2005, 06:13 PM
The untold FURY of the Bard is devastating, when laid upon the neck of his enemy.

:cool

Snuffy
09-25-2005, 06:24 PM
What, no pension for gladiators? Sooner or later you'll have to retire with or without one. :ohwell

Bard
09-25-2005, 06:33 PM
What, no pension for gladiators? Sooner or later you'll have to retire with or without one. :ohwell

Spit it out Snuffy. :hmph

Snuffy
09-25-2005, 06:40 PM
Spit it out Snuffy. :hmph


OK.

What, no pension for gladiators? Sooner or later you'll have to retire with or without one.

How's that, better?

Or should I say.....what drives you, the thrill of the hunt? The battlefield screams? Or are the multiple blows to the head starting to confuse you? :poke

Mr. Lemon Pocket
09-25-2005, 06:46 PM
:lolup

Bard
09-25-2005, 06:58 PM
OK.

What, no pension for gladiators? Sooner or later you'll have to retire with or without one.

How's that, better?

Or should I say.....what drives you, the thrill of the hunt? The battlefield screams? Or are the multiple blows to the head starting to confuse you? :poke


I thought you were suggesting I was too old.

I did not know about the no pension thing. :ohwell

What drives me?

I have taken no blows, my pretty face proves this Snuffy, none are quick enough. So, we can eliminate that scenario.

What drives me?

The rush of the arena, watching the young guns sashay and saunter into the Bards gladiator arena, the same way they always do, all cocky like.

Due to their youth, I ALWAYS see them underestimating their opponent, as a seasoned warrior never would do.

I'm amused by the fact, that they try to dictate the arena rules (rules of engagement) to me, on my turf.

I like how each one who steps up to the plate, thinks he is the exceptional one, that will defeat me, whilest hundreds and masses precede him in heaped shame and defeat.

And I'm amused how so many of the rough and tumble fellows run away crying in the end, instead of shaking hands like men, and becoming friends.

And they cry as they run, whimper and whine into the sunset.

I like being King of the mountain too. :rofl

Bard
09-25-2005, 07:00 PM
Snuffy,

I think lemon is our newest arrival too.

:cool

basca
09-25-2005, 07:04 PM
Great, your the word warrior of the century. I am truly happy for you and all that stuff, but must you post this pic?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/BohenGallery/bardgladiator.jpg

Bard
09-25-2005, 07:07 PM
It was a gift to me, I like the pic.
It represents me in truth.

:hmph

Snuffy
09-25-2005, 07:07 PM
You got them lining up at the door again do you? You certainly have a knack for pissin' people off don't you? :laugh

Snuffy
09-25-2005, 07:09 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to say, go away basca. :ohwell

Bard
09-25-2005, 07:20 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to say, go away basca. :ohwell

basca will never go away, hence, the haunt title, she so richly deserves Snuffy.

Snuffy, in my days when I patronized bars and clubs, and worked doors, men always wanted to take me down.

They could just not fathom, how such a good looking guy, and moderatly sized, could be such a bad-ass.

A referance for you might be this movie Snuffy.

Patrick Swazes movie "Roadhouse" was written about the Bard.

Patrick did a fair job portraying the Bard, I guess. :cool

basca
09-25-2005, 07:24 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to say, go away basca. :ohwell

Hey Snuffy, this isn't The Gilead, so.......

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/basca/Whatever/98545.png

basca
09-25-2005, 07:26 PM
Snuffy, in my days when I patronized bars and clubs, and worked doors, men always wanted to take me down.

They could just not fathom, how such a good looking guy, and moderatly sized, could be such a bad-ass.

A referance for you might be this movie Snuffy.

Patrick Swazes movie "Roadhouse" was written about the Bard.

Patrick did a fair job portraying the Bard, I guess.


Your best comedic piece yet. :laugh

Snuffy
09-25-2005, 07:27 PM
Hey Snuffy, this isn't The Gilead, so.......

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/basca/Whatever/98545.png


Oh, OK. Just thought I'd ask. Sometimes it works other times not. :lolup

basca
09-25-2005, 07:30 PM
I am truly crushed Snuffy. My oh my, what did I ever do to you? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0020.gif

Snuffy
09-25-2005, 07:36 PM
I am truly crushed Snuffy. My oh my, what did I ever do to you?

I don't know. I thought maybe you could tell me. :confused:

I think what you're trying to say is that you'd truly like to crush Snuffy, right? :(

basca
09-25-2005, 07:44 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/basca/Whatever/exactly.gif

Bard
09-25-2005, 07:51 PM
Snuffy

No point in trying to kiss up to it, it will not work!

It and Lyn are cut out of the same cloth.

Bard
09-25-2005, 07:56 PM
Snuffy, in my days when I patronized bars and clubs, and worked doors, men always wanted to take me down.

They could just not fathom, how such a good looking guy, and moderatly sized, could be such a bad-ass.

A referance for you might be this movie Snuffy.

Patrick Swazes movie "Roadhouse" was written about the Bard.

Patrick did a fair job portraying the Bard, I guess.




Your best comedic piece yet. :laugh


I don't get it basca?

What do you mean comedic? :cool

Peregrina
09-26-2005, 12:34 AM
ego much, bard? like your place but, boyo, you tend to come over a bit .....egomaniacal.

Bard
09-26-2005, 10:44 AM
ego much, bard? like your place but, boyo, you tend to come over a bit .....egomaniacal.



:thud

Yorkshire Lass
09-26-2005, 11:12 AM
OMG, he's swooned! Peregrina how could you suggest such a thing? Get the smelling salts quick.

The Bard, an ego? Never..... :winky

Chris

Bard
09-26-2005, 02:30 PM
OMG, he's swooned! Peregrina how could you suggest such a thing? Get the smelling salts quick.

The Bard, an ego? Never..... :winky

Chris

Thank you Lass, for setting the record straight! :clap

The nerve of some folk, my oh my. :laugh

whiteclouder
09-26-2005, 02:40 PM
He tried to fall on his own sword once. It bent.

Cloud..

Bard
08-11-2010, 07:40 PM
It seemed an appropriate time to bump this oldie but goodie :biglaugh

Actually it bent me Cloud.

Bard
08-11-2010, 07:44 PM
basca will never go away, hence, the haunt title, she so richly deserves Snuffy.

Snuffy, in my days when I patronized bars and clubs, and worked doors, men always wanted to take me down.

They could just not fathom, how such a good looking guy, and moderatly sized, could be such a bad-ass.

A referance for you might be this movie Snuffy.

Patrick Swazes movie "Roadhouse" was written about the Bard.

Patrick did a fair job portraying the Bard, I guess. :cool


Patrick did a fair job portraying the Bard, true enough, I miss him still.
Very sad.