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Bard
09-30-2005, 11:32 PM
Give me your best!

And let's keep it going simps! :clap

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:33 PM
And let's do try to keep up twits....OK :happy

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:35 PM
And,

If you have too think too hard... :banghead

Thisd is the WRONG game for you K? :hmph

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:36 PM
Slow group I see, somehow surprises me not one iota :thumbsup

I purposely started this game after I knew the mocosa and her twin haunt Lyn were in bed! :rofl

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:38 PM
This is one game IP doesn't get to play either! :laugh

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:38 PM
Where is Snuffy when you need him?

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:39 PM
Yorkshire Lass, is always easy to bounce about 5,000 insults off of too!

Real easy! :rofl

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:42 PM
What a great good morning thread this will make to go along with everybodies coffee, and tea in the case of the silly Brits, and crumpets to boot.

I sure wish I had more Brits to mess with, they are the easiest targets in the world aside from Texans! :laugh

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:44 PM
Where's the bad-ass-Berdoo-biker-babe when ya need her :thumbsup

IndianPrincessSIP
09-30-2005, 11:46 PM
Why can't I play this game?

Bard
09-30-2005, 11:47 PM
Bunny also is VERY inspiring in these situations, insults just flow like water when she is around :clap

Alas, Bunny will not be checking in till monday...poor baby :laugh

IndianPrincessSIP
09-30-2005, 11:48 PM
I wana know why I can't play this game! It isn't nice of you to say that I can't ya know!I can sling insults too.

I think.

Maybe.....

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:09 AM
You can't play because you are to innocent!

Go look at your "guess the next poster game" at your place, and see what happens too innocents that are too trusting, like you...

Now, good Lass, off you go now, make room for the players here K??

Off to your spread some good cheer joint now K? :rofl

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:11 AM
Scamper off now Princess, serious insulters at work here, no place for kids,

Go play ten questions or something K? :thumbsup

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:12 AM
Just stay down Princess, It's best, honest! :laugh

IndianPrincessSIP
10-01-2005, 12:14 AM
Where do you think This came from.................http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/BohenGallery/TheBardsColiseumIconShow/NellieOlsen.jpg

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:30 AM
Weak.

So very sad & weak. :sad

But, nice try IP :thumbsup

Off you go now... :rahrah

Jannilu
10-01-2005, 03:57 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/rikjan/23_4_177v1.gif

Buckeye1sid
10-01-2005, 06:23 AM
Ahem! You're mother's so fat that when she had a blood test, it came back ragu.
Your mother's so dumb she asks for a price check at the dollar store.

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 07:19 AM
remember, you asked for it:

Sid, I'd call you a dickhole but those are useful. Come back to this thread when you even know who your mother is.

Bard, i find it strange that you and IP have the same hair style, but then again they say that dogs eventually begin to resemble thier owners. I'll let you decide which is which.

basca
10-01-2005, 07:28 AM
I purposely started this game after I knew the mocosa and her twin haunt Lyn were in bed! :rofl

You are such a fucking wuss. See you really don't get it, you don't have what it takes. You can't ask people to give you one liners...they just happen. People like Lyn and myself see people like you and Snuffy make stupid ass comments, and well, whatever comes to mind about it, we rattle it off on the keyboard. :happy

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 07:31 AM
here's your badge basca.

Snuffy
10-01-2005, 07:47 AM
here's your badge basca.


Now, if she only had a place to hang it she'd be all set. Just place it on the mantel basca, it would get lost in your eyebrows otherwise.

Snuffy
10-01-2005, 08:08 AM
Tick, tick, tick, tick, comeon basca ye of the supposed quick and witless comments. Where be ye? I'm busy today, quit wasting my time.

If I made intelligent comments, you wouldn't get them, don't forget that dumbing down isn't easy basca. See, I forgot already, you would be clueless about dumbing down, the only way you can go is up.

I don't like this game Bard. People won't know we're playing. :ohwell I'm out.

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 08:18 AM
Tick, Tick, Tick, is right.

I could have gotten more humor out of watching the clock than reading all of that, Snuffy.

Snuffy
10-01-2005, 08:20 AM
Tick, Tick, Tick, is right.

I could have gotten more humor out of watching the clock than reading all of that, Snuffy.


:laugh NOT!

basca
10-01-2005, 08:22 AM
Ah Snuff, give up the unibrow stuff. You can't prove a thing. :file

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 08:28 AM
NOT!

perhaps you're confused, one LINE.

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 08:29 AM
Yeah snuffy give it up. Basca is more of a uni-tard.

Snuffy
10-01-2005, 08:39 AM
perhaps you're confused, one LINE.


If you couldn't figure out by a laughing gif and the word not that I couldn't find any humor, this game is WAY over your head. At least basca is funny.

Why waste a line if a word will suffice?

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 08:45 AM
Why waste a POST on no real insult?

Why tell me and snuffy we should not be in the game? scared?

basca
10-01-2005, 08:47 AM
Yeah snuffy give it up. Basca is more of a uni-tard.

Oooooo, you got me good.... :rofl

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 08:49 AM
yeah, and that one was just as good.

basca
10-01-2005, 08:51 AM
That wasn't intended to be a "back-at-you" comment. Believe me, you will know when you are on the receiving end of one. :happy

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 08:55 AM
Insults, not threats. You seem as confused as poor snuffy there.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/pikeyguru/snuffy.gif

Snuffy
10-01-2005, 09:03 AM
Boy oh boy, that cartoon character of Snuffy Smith is a real hoot. I'll let you know when I catch my breath from laughing so hard. Oxygen, get me some oxygen, this cat is killing me. :ohwell

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 09:12 AM
Could you, perhaps, answer with insult rather than inane commentary?

I know you can.

Bard
10-01-2005, 10:11 AM
Finally in life, a game arrives, that even Lemon can excell at :thumbsup

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 10:15 AM
I missed this one bard, sorry.

You aren't on my radar most of the time.

codetta
10-01-2005, 10:28 AM
Didn't think my first post on your new board would be one of insult but here goes:

I'd like to smack you into tomorrow so I don't have to deal with you today.


(I had better note that I am not aiming this at anyone in particular - - - lest anyone get the wrong impression. I save this quote for a very few deserving folk)

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 10:32 AM
And i would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today, Wimpy.

hahaha, how original that is.

Bard
10-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Wow!

Welcome to the new board Codetta, but I do NOT think your are cut out for the insult thread kiddo. :thumbsup

You are just too nice.

Nice try though, nice to see you found our new place and permanent home.

You however, better leave the insults to naturals like the Bard :rahrah

Bard
10-01-2005, 10:35 AM
Lemon, on the other hand, is a natural, who was born to this game. :thumbsup

Buckeye1sid
10-01-2005, 10:45 AM
If Lemon spoke his mind, he'd have nothing to say.

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 10:45 AM
Lemons are sour.

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 10:46 AM
If Lemon spoke his mind, he'd have nothing to say.

haha, nice stock insult there fella. I think i have that joke book too.

Quick, whats on the next page?

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 10:50 AM
let me help you sid, on page two we find:

Sid, After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Bard
10-01-2005, 10:56 AM
Lemon is scaring all the players away :rofl

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 11:27 AM
Maybe they're just busy buying one of those beautiful t-shirts of yours?

Shirt: made in the USA

Image: crafted by unlicensed plastic surgeons somewhere deep in brazil.

Bard
10-01-2005, 11:49 AM
I wish we could extend the offer to you Lemon, yet extra extra small is the smallest size there is. :thumbsup

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 11:59 AM
c'mon we both know the reaon is that huge head of yours will not tolerate being plastered on anything less than X-tra gigundis.

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:08 PM
Ah, jealousy raises her ugly head once more....the Bard is SO used to it :happy

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 12:13 PM
And jealousy as an insult is the best you come up?

Proves my theory: For all the size of that there melon, it aint full of nothin but hot air.


It's a wonder you don't float away.

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:16 PM
Weak.

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 12:21 PM
Ah, jealousy raises her ugly head once more....the Bard is SO used to it

Weaker.

It's that easy with basic one word flops.

cheer-leaders call each other jealous, you are supposed to be a word warrior. You waved your pom-poms first.

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Lemon, if I take my gloves off, I will run you off whimpering, and that would be counter-productive, cus I like snide-smart-asses,

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 12:29 PM
As i said to basca, threats are easy.

even non-centered ones.

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:29 PM
I just knew this thread had monumental potential, in drawing out every wise-ass twit on the internet who was sporting a hard-on for the Bard :thumbsup

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:31 PM
A statement of fact is no threat, and could only be percieved as such, by the most frightened among us in time wee lemon. :)

Lyn Is Snide
10-01-2005, 12:41 PM
You're a satanic son of a syphilitic whore.

That's the nastiest I could come up with. :happy

Of course, this is aimed at no one in particular, but if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. :rofl

Bard
10-01-2005, 12:45 PM
Like I told IP Lyn, you better just stay off this thread, you are out of your league little girl. :thumbsup

Poodles
10-01-2005, 02:22 PM
My Fav one is

""Away and wank man" done with very mean face and hand gesters

"" :rofl

Jannilu
10-01-2005, 02:30 PM
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Bard
10-01-2005, 03:04 PM
The Bards enemies are salad tossing liars.

Buckeye1sid
10-01-2005, 03:13 PM
I stopped in at your sister's business today, corner of 6th and Broadway, right?

codetta
10-01-2005, 03:23 PM
Wow!

Welcome to the new board Codetta, but I do NOT think your are cut out for the insult thread kiddo. :thumbsup

You are just too nice.

Nice try though, nice to see you found our new place and permanent home.

You however, better leave the insults to naturals like the Bard :rahrah
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Oh well . . . at least I tried. Now I shall go find another thread to play on. ;)

Bard
10-01-2005, 03:30 PM
:lolup

Bard
10-01-2005, 03:32 PM
I stopped in at your sister's business today, corner of 6th and Broadway, right?

Thats my Mothers business asshole, not my sisters!

You know that Sid, your Mom worked for my Mom for years! :laugh

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 03:52 PM
I believe you're right bard, she was an apprentice knob gobbler.

Bard
10-01-2005, 04:05 PM
You used to train new recruits there right Lemon? :thumbsup

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 04:07 PM
oh yes, my knob was the practice knob. If i recall your mother was marginally ok at it.

Bard
10-01-2005, 04:07 PM
Lmao

Bard
10-01-2005, 04:08 PM
Is that truly a cartoon character?

Mr. Lemon Pocket
10-01-2005, 04:35 PM
No, snuffy smith is a comic strip in the sunday paper.

He is a steriotypical shiftless, chicken stealing, moonshining, gambling hillbilly, and he has a dog named bullet.

Bard
10-01-2005, 05:16 PM
ty for the explaination, seems a bit childish for a title, are you someone that the Bard knows, under a differing name?