View Full Version : Hey Barry Barris?

02-10-2007, 10:29 PM
How about that b game?

Would you do us the honor?

02-10-2007, 11:06 PM
It is always an honor to honor a request from The Bard. :tiphat

However, I have been sipping some Southern Comfort, I always do at this time of night, and my brain would explode if I tried to squeeze a bunch of B's out of it. http://www.barrysbar.com/bluebounce.gif

So with your permission I'll post the two B's post that I have posted before. :thankyou

First One
Barry Barris belched Barry’s best burp because Boston Baked Beans became Barry’s breakfast. Brunch be bagels boiled, baked, buttered, bagged, bitten. Before brunch Bartender Barry bounced beige beach balls behind Bosox Ballpark. Blue beach balls bounce better but Bartender Barry believes beige beach balls beat blue beach balls. Beginning basic bookkeeping brings buddies back before Bishop Bruce begins Bible blessing bingo bettors bingo balls. Bring Barry buckets bulging beautiful black berries.

Barry (big bacon boy) Barris

The Second One
But Bard,

Barry been busy buying beer, burgers, burger buns, bananas, because Bard's big Bahamas beach bash begins before bedtime. Baggie bringing big beach blankets. Bard bring beach balls.

Bad Bard's blatant banter blast Barry bout bums blitz, beware Bard, Barry bestow big blast by boot beside Bard's bum.

Barry (bring Bard bonus B's) Barris


Barry (bringing B's because Bard be Boss) Barris

02-10-2007, 11:20 PM
Thank you Mr Barris

Good luck folks, I guess you can figure out how the game goes :laugh

Wrench outa love this one :thumbsup

After we get a bit of exposure, we will kick the esteemed threrad down to the game room. :rahrah

02-10-2007, 11:22 PM
Best be brave.

02-11-2007, 05:15 AM
Ball busting beats bloody blathering bullshit, but betcha big boobs beat beer bellies. :pp

02-11-2007, 02:52 PM
Birds bust balls better before breaking bread, but bong bravery better belongs bred, before bun baking, bonapetite bun bakers and bong blowers :bong

02-11-2007, 07:20 PM
Being belchless beats being blatherskites before bedtime. But, blatant biting banter beknownst by Bard bests baser borderline blatheries. Best bywords, Barry Barris! :thumbsup

02-11-2007, 08:39 PM
bI bthink byou bare ba bunch bof bfucking bshow boffs :old

02-11-2007, 09:44 PM
Blatant Blathering blistering blazed bunk brother bitch before breakfast.

02-15-2007, 01:35 PM
Been blatantly busy. But, bring back big bad Barry Barris buying blue bell bottoms built by bungling but beautiful big breasted babes bearing black bras. Be back before bedtime, Barry! :thumbsup

02-15-2007, 04:20 PM
Bettin' Bard's Barry Barris be Bostonian? Barry bartends barflies by Beacon? Boylston? Blueline? Brookline? Better, Braintree? Been back by Bedford, beyond Burlington?

BTW, being badly bothered by big black barking boneheaded bowwow bitch beneath brilliantly bright blue bunk bed bottom bunk blaze blue binky. Beginning be brutally bothersome. Bummer.

Bother, boy back. Blames big bearded, bespectacled, Bender being badly bemused, bilious, bigoted (but buff) bibliophile, beyond blashpemous bilabiate blathery.

Bye! :thumbsup

02-17-2007, 08:06 PM
Bad bad balless boys, blunt brazen boistrious bastardo's, belittleing belt buckling bitches.

02-18-2007, 01:14 PM
Bard's been buildin' B befuddlement before Boston Barry Barris breaksfast, but before brunch beneath bright blue beyond. Bitchin'! :thumbsup

02-18-2007, 06:14 PM
So, some sad sack scrofulous scatophages started spiritedly singing shockingly salty southern sea shanties. Some stupid sorry sinners said strange stuff stating something, somewhere, started stinking sourly. Said startled scatophages stopped singing such salty songs, started soundly smacking said sinners. Shit, simply stated, happens.

03-17-2007, 02:10 PM
Blasted brazen B belching brats

03-23-2007, 05:58 PM
Baby Bard badly bumbles Barry Barris' B's.

03-25-2007, 12:51 AM
But, Basca's been better beyond Bard's beautiful B balladry! Because Basca's been bitin' big bodacious baked bivalves back behind Bill's Bistro, building bigger brain blastemas bringing basically better blathery! :rahrah

04-03-2008, 09:05 AM
Bard's bumping Barry's B's
Because Barry's the Bard's bud.

(The missing Barry badly Bard)

04-03-2008, 03:32 PM
Bet Barry's blinkin' broadly because better brews beset Barry's best breakfast
boast. Bet Barry's blushing broadly before boisterious buddies.