View Full Version : Limericks for Wrenchbender

02-15-2007, 01:14 PM
The story collaboration is going a bit slowly and I thought perhaps a poetry collab might go even more slowly. I hear that WB like limericks and it is something anyone one could contribute to.

So please make Wrenchbender happy and add your limerick. :D


From the pain palace comes the Wrenchbender
Home to spouse of whom he speaks tender
And from where I sit
He seems quite quick of wit
Sold the van and did more than befriend her.

02-15-2007, 07:20 PM
Wow! This was one great idea I had,a little levity in the Poetry Pavillion..........ughhh.. :thud

Perhaps if I try the old tried and true formula some of you will join in..please :poke

There was an old guy from Nantucket
Decided to bathe in a bucket
Sadly unlucky
Lost his rubber ducky
I wonder where he might have stuck it?

02-20-2007, 10:14 AM
the weather was weary
the sky dreary
so she dove into a lake
shook off the snow flakes
and wiped eyes so teary!

02-20-2007, 04:51 PM
Thanks TB.

Now Wrenchbender,(on another thread) came up with a phrase that I thought was fantastic....
"scrofulous scatophages".I couldn't get it out of my mind ..it was that great. So I 'borrowed' it.

There once were some scrofulous scatophages
Who soon changed in to thirsty haemophages
Yeah, they loved blood and gore
and kept asking for more
PC stinking bloodsucking bacteriophages.