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Bard
08-27-2007, 11:42 AM
Show & Tell..

As if the world has given ear






No need to applaud :cool

I am merely a facilitator, after a fashion I suppose...

barrybarris
08-27-2007, 11:50 AM
I'm about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. :happy

Barry (thats the truth too) Barris

Powerpro69
08-27-2007, 11:59 AM
College of hard knocks old buddy, a sad but "exciting" tale :stonekick

Jannilu
08-27-2007, 05:31 PM
I have six degrees.

Wikepedia: "Six degrees of separation refers to the idea that, if a person is one "step" away from each person he or she knows and two "steps" away from each person who is known by one of the people he or she knows, then everyone is no more than six "steps" away from each person on Earth."

Not sure I'm comfortable with that.

Powerpro69
08-27-2007, 05:41 PM
Damn Girl, wanna dance?

Jannilu
08-27-2007, 05:47 PM
:lolup

ravenblanc
08-27-2007, 09:31 PM
Not sure I'm comfortable with that.

:biglaugh ..You should have a drink spewing alert on this line Jannilu.

duke1907
08-27-2007, 09:40 PM
I have no college degree and I'm doing just fine with my H.S. Diploma.

BTW PP, Jan only dances with me! :rofl



duke

forestfairy
08-28-2007, 10:34 AM
I have a college degree but you certainly wouldn't know it by how much money I make.

Listen up kids, whatever you do, do NOT go to a private school and then be a social worker. BIG MISTAKE! :old

Bleep
08-28-2007, 02:43 PM
I have a college degree but you certainly wouldn't know it by how much money I make.

Listen up kids, whatever you do, do NOT go to a private school and then be a social worker. BIG MISTAKE! :old

totally agree. or a doctor.
you should grow up and become involved with a social worker or a doctor as a client and then hire a lawyer to sue them as you claim their efforts to save your life were abusive to you... I mean why should you have to work to get money?

forestfairy
08-28-2007, 03:05 PM
totally agree. or a doctor.
you should grow up and become involved with a social worker or a doctor as a client and then hire a lawyer to sue them as you claim their efforts to save your life were abusive to you... I mean why should you have to work to get money?


but we aren't burned out or bitter or anything.... :laugh

Catfish
08-28-2007, 03:13 PM
Degrees? I have all of them. :hmph

Bleep
08-28-2007, 03:18 PM
but we aren't burned out or bitter or anything.... :laugh

:rofl

oh wait.
you meant me. :mad:

forestfairy
08-28-2007, 03:25 PM
I meant both of us. :D

Bleep
08-28-2007, 03:35 PM
"Boast and lie about your degrees."

I don't have any.
And I'm proud of that.
:thumbsup

My medical diploma came from a crackerjack box and I practiced home surgery on all our old alarm clocks and barbie dolls. I also did group therapy with the Koi pond next door and tried to electroshock snails...but forgive me I was only about 8 at the time. And the 9 volt battery I used was already worn out.

Pepper Crush
08-28-2007, 04:20 PM
My medical diploma came from a crackerjack box and I practiced home surgery on all our old alarm clocks and barbie dolls. I also did group therapy with the Koi pond next door and tried to electroshock snails...but forgive me I was only about 8 at the time. And the 9 volt battery I used was already worn out.

Sounds about right for someone that used to be called Dr, Horsefeathers. :lolup


I am working on a degree of ebay wingnuts from the school of HOW.

Bleep
08-28-2007, 04:32 PM
I am working on a degree of ebay wingnuts from the school of HOW.

:lolup

you're supposed to LIE!

Pepper Crush
08-28-2007, 05:05 PM
:lolup

you're supposed to LIE!


HOW do you know I am telling the truth or not? :thumbsup

Wrenchbender
08-28-2007, 05:24 PM
....Shoulda gotten into glamor photography instead of wrenchbendin'.
:banghead