Bard's Coliseum  

Go Back   Bard's Coliseum > Main Category > Gladiator Arena

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 09-28-2005, 07:29 AM
Buckeye1sid Buckeye1sid is offline
Writers write
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ohio
Posts: 459
Buckeye1sid is on the right path
Default Ah, Public service, the sacrifice, the

money!

Quote:
Investigators also will carefully examine whether federal employees have been abusing government-issued credit cards since their purchase limits were hastily raised to $250,000 to help pay for hurricane-related expenses.

Previous government audits have shown that the credit cards, which typically have a purchase limit of $2,500, were improperly used to pay for prostitutes, gambling activity and even breast implants. About 250,000 federal employees have the government credit cards.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 09-28-2005, 08:06 AM
randy
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Ah, Public service, the sacrifice, the

"Previous government audits have shown that the credit cards, which typically have a purchase limit of $2,500, were improperly used to pay for prostitutes, gambling activity and even breast implants. About 250,000 federal employees have the government credit cards."


Where can you get breast implants for $2500????????? That is BS.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 09-28-2005, 08:08 AM
Buckeye1sid Buckeye1sid is offline
Writers write
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ohio
Posts: 459
Buckeye1sid is on the right path
Default Re: Ah, Public service, the sacrifice, the

Some girls have small boobies.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-28-2005, 08:17 AM
basca's Avatar
basca basca is offline
'Bard's Best Pest'
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: earth
Posts: 3,466
basca will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Ah, Public service, the sacrifice, the

Quote:
Where can you get breast implants for $2500????????? That is BS.

Whoever has this information, please forward it to Randy at once. I believe he would like to have it done.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-28-2005, 08:33 AM
TwiggyAZ's Avatar
TwiggyAZ TwiggyAZ is offline
Bad Ass Biker Chick
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,940
TwiggyAZ is on the right path
Default Re: Ah, Public service, the sacrifice, the

Maybe we should review the abuses of the highest paid government employees while we are at it!!

I'm sure their are abuses, and that's going to happen, even in private industry. It's not the little boobs that bother me, it's the big mansions, private airplanes, big diamond rings, etc, that irratate my tax pocketbook.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 09-28-2005, 08:50 AM
Bleep's Avatar
Bleep Bleep is offline
equisaurus
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: surf,salmon,whales,rainforest. You do the math.
Posts: 1,018
Bleep is on the right path
Default Re: Ah, Public service, the sacrifice, the

Where can you get breast implants for $2500?????????

Welcome to Canada. With the right shrink, Randy, we might even be able to get the government to fund yours as part of your "sex re-assignment surgery for gender dysphoria".

From my BC Medical Assoc. Guide to fees:
item o6165 bilateral prosthetic breast implants....$1208


Thats the private fee. The public purse will only pay $461 to the doctor to do this after a bilateral matectomy. But the doctor is not legaly allowed to exceed the posted private fee.
__________________
warning: Performance Art: what you see written on the internet is not the writer anymore than a painting is the painter.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:14 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.